Firstly, allow me to point you to the Contact page with the links to all the places you can find me online!
Now then, I've been making Lindemannade for a while now so some of you might have such burning questions as: "Why am I reading this?", "Wait, how did I get here?", "What is life?" and most importantly of all, "What's this all about then?"
Well hold on there Sonny Jim, you just asked a mouthful. Let's go over the basics first.
1. What is 'about'?
Well, I'm not quite sure where this page came from (I assume I made/am making it) so I'm no expert on the subject, but I did a little digging and came across the following:
OK, I think we're getting somewhere.
2. How did I get here?
Well for the good graces of me I'm not entirely sure how you got here - I assume it wasn't intentional? Why am I ending an assumption with a question mark? Anyway perhaps it was fate - perhaps by stumbling through the boundless, confusing-yet-beautiful tapestry of this infinite chaos we call reality you found yourself here as you were always destined to.
Or you typed in the URL up there or clicked a dumb link.
THE CHAOS OF REALITY CONTINUES
3. Who are you?
Well we both know I typed the above question (why yes I'm talking to you dear reader, howdy) so it's a little confusing to be answering it but sure, let's continue this charade together as we hurtle towards our inevitable (double checks plural of 'demise') ...demises!
Demises? That's an awkward sounding word if ever I've heard one. Demisees? Demii? Demisi?
Anyway to answer my question, I'm Rob. I'm English so I sounds all posh-like (that extra 's' was actually a typo but I'm a man of conviction) and I write with 'u's because I English properly but I draw money with dollar-signs because childhood-cartoons taught me that's the symbol for cartoon-money and if I had the slightest inclination towards grown-up economical/political matters that might be seen as a comedic indictment on the American economy, but alas I am but a simpleton.
Summary: A Simpleton.
4. Why am I reading this?
At this point, sympathy? I certainly hope not empathy you poor poor thing.
5. So this is about comics?
Ah yes that's the one. Right let's get back on track:
plural noun: comics
6. This whole 'bit' is starting to get a little long and self-indulgent isn't it?
7. Can I go now?
My name is Robert Tyler, I'm from England and happily wasting away a maths degree around my 9-5 by spending most of my waking hours creating the nonsense found on the rest of this site (and most recently, on this page).
8. Oh we're opening up now are we?
Hey now you're not my shrink. Now go validate my poor life decisions and dive into my archive - I mean not the earliest stuff, there's some rough looking scratchings in there, but by gum there's some nonsense later on I still look back on with not immediate disdain!
9. You didn't answer my question, "What is life?"
Oh, didn't I? <knowing glance>
^That wasn't a question.
11. I'm leaving.
BYE! <waves> :D
...I'm pretty sure this was a good idea...
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